Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?  ~Ernest Gaines

You could move.  ~Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby," in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood

War.  Rape.  Murder.  Poverty.  Equal rights for gays.  Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting?  ~The Value of Families

I am reminded of a colleague who reiterated "all my homosexual patients are quite sick" - to which I finally replied "so are all my heterosexual patients."  ~Ernest van den Haag, psychotherapist

If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic."  ~Shelly Roberts
 
Hunting is not a sport.  In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.
~Paul Rodriguez~
 
For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
~Lily Tomlin~
 
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. 
~Andy Rooney~
 
Teamwork divides the task and multiplies the success. 
~Author Unknown~
 
I have no special talents.  I am only passionately curious. 
~Albert Einstein~
 
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton asked why.
~Bernard Baruch~
 
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
~Paul Boese~
 
Life is about using the whole box of crayons. 
~RuPaul~
 
You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend. 
~Paul Sweeney~